“WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK, pyon?!”
“Damn, I didn’t know mascots could swear.”
“Shut the fuck up, pyon! You tell me you’re not convening
this weekend, Maki leaves me at home to ‘run some errands’, and the next
thing I know, every channel is playing live footage of you all BLOWING
UP A FUCKING OFFICE TOWER, pyon?! The Miracle Bunny Pretty
Defenders are supposed to protect the world in the name of love
and justice, not destroy it, pyon!”
“Sorabank have spent half a century using their hoarded wealth to
exploit workers and pollute the planet, I’d say blowing up their HQ is
absolutely in line with our mission.”
“Plus we used the massive magical power spike to one-shot The Night
Unending on our way home, you should be over the moon!”
“Also, we’re the Miracle Bunny Liberation Front now. It’s like you
didn’t even watch the video we released, sheesh.”
“What the fuck does that even mean, pyon?! If you’re going
to use your Miracle Crystals to murder people, then I need to
take them back for the good of the world, pyon!”
“We all know you’re bullshitting, Pyonpii. Remember when Tomoe was in
tears, begging you to let her quit? And you helpfully explained
how our Miracle Crystals are permanently bound to our spirits, and can
never be given up or taken away? Which, by the way, was conveniently
absent from your whole pitch when you were handing these out in the
first place…”
“Anyway, we’re keeping civilian casualties to a minimum! We went
through firing warning shots to get everyone out of the building before
we set off the thermite!”