#css misdemeanors

Seasoned

2024-06-24
Prompt by Making up Monsters:
Monster who is incredibly embarrassed to discover that someone apparently misunderstood something when a “seasoned detective” was mentioned

BOY OF TALL HOUSE COME OUT AFTER SNOWFALL, MANY YEARS. RUN WITH HOUSEWOLF. I STEAL HIS HAT. OLDER, RIDE THROUGH FOREST IN ROARINGSHELL, OUT BEYOND TO BARREN TOWERS AND BACK. OTHER ROARINGSHELLS COME NOW, BRIGHT-EYED, HOWLING. HOUSEWOLF OLD, LONELY, HOWLING TOO. …

Harrisley gingerly puts down the leaf, covered in a fine spidery writing. “And, this is…?”

north wind... i transsslate... says the Walker Amid The Pines, in a voice that is the rustling of swaying branches.

Aletheia V: Dungeoneering Practicum

2023-11-13
Why does this adventurer keep braving the dungeon? Honestly, they just really love puzzles.

Aletheia University Dungeoneering Practicum

Party No. 17

  • Lilias Calbach, College of Elemental Magick
  • Dev Malim, College of Temporal Magick
  • Susan Surn, College of Martial Magick
  • Suffer Wayte-Archer IV, College of Medical Magick

Proctor’s Notes

Party “completed” the Master-Level Dungeon in 9 hours 43 minutes, the shortest time so far on record. Several of the walls will need to be rebuilt, and I will need to check the Library Archives to look up the exact text of the Riddle Scrolls in order to recopy them from scratch. Party complained that the Master-Level Dungeon was insufficiently confusing, violent, life-threatening, and flammable, and asked if I had anything “harder” available, despite my explanations that they had already received the highest possible score on the Practicum. Faced with their repeated insistent demands, I finally directed them to the Sealed Dungeon, designed and constructed by Horus Obliq the Pale shortly before the revocation of his tenure 30 years ago. As no staff member sent in to dismantle the Sealed Dungeon had ever been heard from again, I judged it to be a thoroughly suitable challenge for this group of students.