Reznax sighed, shuffling papers around on her desk. “Look, I’m sure she’s great at what she does, I just don’t see how she fits into Lust’s mission.”
“You were the one all excited about getting a transfer in from Sleep Paralysis!” Zalga glared across the desk at her.
“Well, yeah, there’s a lot of kink potential there, exactly the sort of thing clients are looking for these days! But, this,” Reznax gestured vaguely, “really isn’t what I had in mind!”
“Blajora’s been adjusting great, she’s found a new form she likes and she’s really excited to be doing work that makes people happy!” Zalga hugged the fuzzy dark-purple shark to her side protectively.
“That’s great, but how is she qualified to be a succubus?”
“Incubus, technically, she mostly lies on top of people. And my regulars love her for aftercare, we’ve been getting way more summons since I started bringing her along for on-the-job training! She’s already gotten a bunch of solo calls too, you’ve seen the figures!”
“What does she even do?”
“Like I said, she lies on top of people, and she’s soft and heavy and warm. They find the weight really comforting.”
Reznax pinched the bridge of her nose. “This really just feels more like Sloth’s wheelhouse, don’t you think?”
“Sloth, Lust, we both do bed stuff, there’s a lot of interdisciplinary overlap! You don’t get nitpicky about jurisdiction when any of the others spend the night sleeping with someone! And being part of Lust means people know she’s nonjudgmental, it puts them at ease!”
“Sure, but – … Look, this feels awkward, can’t she speak up for herself in here?”
“Now you’re just being insensitive, sleep paralysis demons don’t really do words the same way as the rest of us but she’s very communicative if you just listen properly…”