“WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK, pyon?!”
“Damn, I didn’t know mascots could swear.”
“Shut the fuck up, pyon! You tell me you’re not convening this weekend, Maki leaves me at home to ‘run some errands’, and the next thing I know, every channel is playing live footage of you all BLOWING UP A FUCKING OFFICE TOWER, pyon?! The Miracle Bunny Pretty Defenders are supposed to protect the world in the name of love and justice, not destroy it, pyon!”
“Sorabank have spent half a century using their hoarded wealth to exploit workers and pollute the planet, I’d say blowing up their HQ is absolutely in line with our mission.”
“Plus we used the massive magical power spike to one-shot The Night Unending on our way home, you should be over the moon!”
“Also, we’re the Miracle Bunny Liberation Front now. It’s like you didn’t even watch the video we released, sheesh.”
“What the fuck does that even mean, pyon?! If you’re going to use your Miracle Crystals to murder people, then I need to take them back for the good of the world, pyon!”
“We all know you’re bullshitting, Pyonpii. Remember when Tomoe was in tears, begging you to let her quit? And you helpfully explained how our Miracle Crystals are permanently bound to our spirits, and can never be given up or taken away? Which, by the way, was conveniently absent from your whole pitch when you were handing these out in the first place…”
“Anyway, we’re keeping civilian casualties to a minimum! We went through firing warning shots to get everyone out of the building before we set off the thermite!”
“Warning shots?! You vaporized the CEO and the entire Board of Directors, pyon!”
“Oooops, oh nooo, unlucky ricochet.”
“NINE UNLUCKY RICOCHETS IN A ROW, pyon?!”